What is the definition of Flooring Medical Research?

Flooring medical research is like trying to fix a leaky faucet on the floor of a hospital. You've got your doctors, your nurses, and the squeaky floorboards all trying to figure out why the tiles keep slipping and sliding. But instead of a dripping tap, it's a whole new level of patient dissatisfaction with their bathroom flooring.

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Example sentence: "Despite the latest advancements in flooring medical research, some patients are still complaining about the 'new flooring' causing a 'neaky slipping hazard' that's only getting worse with each passing day."